{"id":4786,"date":"2012-01-23T23:21:24","date_gmt":"2012-01-24T05:21:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/?p=4786"},"modified":"2012-01-23T23:21:24","modified_gmt":"2012-01-24T05:21:24","slug":"grandmothers-are-off-limits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/?p=4786","title":{"rendered":"Grandmothers are off-limits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oral argument was\u00a0running along\u00a0smoothly for this advocate when she happened to throw in an extraneous fact that the one person\u00a0purported to evidence\u00a0actual confusion\u00a0in a trademark case\u00a0was a grandmother.\u00a0 Whether in jest or in defense of grandmothers everywhere, Judge Lourie noted that there was nothing the matter with grandmothers, producing this somewhat humorous exchange:\u00a0 [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/2011-1377nana.mp3\">Listen<\/a>].<\/p>\n<p>I thought there might be a nice quote about grandmothers that would make a fitting addition to this post.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t find what I was looking for.\u00a0 But, I did find these:<\/p>\n<p>My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She&#8217;s ninety-seven now, and we don&#8217;t know where the hell she is. ~Ellen DeGeneres<\/p>\n<p>My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn&#8217;t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. ~Henry Youngman<\/p>\n<p>I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather &#8211; not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. ~Will Shriner<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oral argument was\u00a0running along\u00a0smoothly for this advocate when she happened to throw in an extraneous fact that the one person\u00a0purported to evidence\u00a0actual confusion\u00a0in a trademark case\u00a0was a grandmother.\u00a0 Whether in jest or in defense of grandmothers everywhere, Judge Lourie noted that there was nothing the matter with grandmothers, producing this somewhat humorous exchange:\u00a0 [Listen]. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4786"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4786"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4786\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4793,"href":"https:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4786\/revisions\/4793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}