{"id":6800,"date":"2014-07-06T14:09:50","date_gmt":"2014-07-06T20:09:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/?p=6800"},"modified":"2014-07-27T20:13:47","modified_gmt":"2014-07-28T02:13:47","slug":"collective-nouns-for-patent-professionals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/?p=6800","title":{"rendered":"Collective Nouns for Patent Professionals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I stumbled across an article the other day that noted unusual collective nouns for animals. \u00a0For example, a group of crows is referred to as a &#8220;murder of crows.&#8221; \u00a0 Some other examples are \u00a0a &#8220;coalition of cheetahs,&#8221; a &#8220;convocation of eagles, a &#8220;mob of kangaroos,&#8221; \u00a0an &#8220;unkindness of ravens,&#8221; a &#8220;drove of asses,&#8221; and an &#8220;embarrassment of pandas.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In the patent community, we don&#8217;t really have any collective nouns for patent professionals. \u00a0So, I thought it might be good to get the ball rolling. \u00a0Here are some possibilities with some left blank for you to exercise your imagination.<\/p>\n<p>A shrewdness of patent prosecutors. \u00a0(FYI, &#8220;shrewdness&#8221; is also used for a &#8220;shrewdness of apes.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>An ambush of patent litigators. \u00a0(An &#8220;ambush of tigers&#8221; is already in use.)<\/p>\n<p>A gauntlet of patent trolls.<\/p>\n<p>A bellowing of patent bloggers.<\/p>\n<p>A cacophony of patent blog commentators.<\/p>\n<p>A wisdom of PTAB judges. \u00a0(&#8220;Wisdom&#8221; is currently used for a &#8220;wisdom of wombats.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>A __________ of Federal Circuit judges.<\/p>\n<p>A __________ of Supreme Court justices espousing on 35 U.S.C. \u00a7101.<\/p>\n<p>A ___________of Federal Circuit clerks.<\/p>\n<p>A ___________ of patent law professors.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I stumbled across an article the other day that noted unusual collective nouns for animals. \u00a0For example, a group of crows is referred to as a &#8220;murder of crows.&#8221; \u00a0 Some other examples are \u00a0a &#8220;coalition of cheetahs,&#8221; a &#8220;convocation of eagles, a &#8220;mob of kangaroos,&#8221; \u00a0an &#8220;unkindness of ravens,&#8221; a &#8220;drove of asses,&#8221; and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6800"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6800"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6800\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6868,"href":"https:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6800\/revisions\/6868"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.717madisonplace.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}